Here is This Thing I Have

Chris St. Jacques
Recent Tweets @Rocketcool

johnfreiler:

Hi, Everyone.

If you’re reading this, you’ve probably been following my impotent rage over corporate insurance giant GEICO contracting the Martin Agency to create an ad that (With its Halloween theme) is scaaaaaaaarily close to a short I co-created with filmmaker Joe Nicolosi. If you need to get…

Coming to your ears this November. Finally those Hollywood “Fat Cats” are going to have to answer to someone. Bring your receipts and pay stubs, Hollywood!

(via erikcaines)

natashavc:

"Hey China, you’re welcome. When you think about your future multi-million dollar shipping moguls, innovative tech giants, and up-and-coming diplomats, please remember a small handful of them probably received their Ivy League degrees thanks to me.

I’m a black market college admissions essay writer, and over the last three years I’ve written over 350 fraudulent essays for wealthy Chinese exchange students. Although my clients have varied from earnest do-gooders to factory tycoon’s daughters who communicate primarily through emojis, they all have one thing in common: They’re unable to write meaningful sentences.”

My student, who is really fucking smart, wrote this piece here.

Amazing story. Somebody pay this lady so she doesn’t have to keep doing this.

liartownusa:

Tom’s of Finland toothpaste package

dralex:

Three sunglasses. Feel the power. #Repost from @annaakawie with @repostapp —- his honor.

Hero.

letterheady:

Martin & Lewis, 1954 | Source
Letterhead used by the comedy act comprising of Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis. 

Amazing.

letterheady:

Martin & Lewis, 1954 | Source

Letterhead used by the comedy act comprising of Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis. 

Amazing.

(via merlin)

liartownusa:

Detention® Bourbon Children’s Whiskey ad

finalparagraph:

The final paragraph of the novelization of the song “Cherry, Cherry” (1974) by Steve Dersey. Based on the song of the same name by Neil Diamond.

finalparagraph:

From “Love Divided by You” (2013) by Greg Montana